I just heard this radio giveaway contest ad driving through a small town. I'd like to share it, because it's sort of revealing in a sad, goofy kind of way.
"It's the 50k Plastic GiveAway! Register at our station and you could win your choice of $50,000 worth of plastic surgery OR $50,000 worth for your credit card debts!"
Not making this up, and it was a serious ad, I shit thee not.
PS. It was an oldies station.